Tag : God

  • Maggy Whitehouse – The Maggy Whitehouse Experience

    Posted Aug 16th, 2014 By in Archives With | No Comments Maggy-Whitehouse-Banner3
    Spiritual Comedy
    Wed 1st Oct 2014
    7.30pm-10pm

    An Evening of Spirited Comedy
    with the Irreverent Reverend

    YES, She’s a Genuine Ordained Priest and NO, She’s NOT related to Mary Whitehouse – Although Mrs. Whitehouse Always Said They Were! 

    Following the surreal legacy of Newman, Baddiel, Punt and Dennis; enjoy an hour of Miracles, Mystery, Mayhem, Revelatory Reinterpretations of the Bible and a sharp slap for Religious Bigotry.

    Atheists Welcome - No Unicorns!

    You don’t often find a Spiritual Teacher who’s also a Stand-up Comedian!

    Maggy Whitehouse is the author of From Credit Crunch to Pure Prosperity and A Woman’s Worth, became a successful comic after being nagged to try stand-up by a series of workshop participants who were not only inspired by her teaching but rolling in the aisles as well.

    Maggy will be alternating her knowledge of the wisdom of your soul with her rib-tickling stand-up routine from the Edinburgh Fringe this year. So as well as learning how to be the perfect magnet for your own prosperity, health and joy, you’ll enjoy a good belly-laugh.

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    Maggy Whitehouse is a Independent Catholic Priest as well as a Comedian, (Independent Catholics are the mystics who live on the fringe of faith) and apart from the Ghost of Mary Whitehouse, the show includes her imaginary friends; God, Buddha, Angels etc. – and the Elephant which arrives in the room every time she mentions the day job. The Elephant and the Holy Spirit don’t get on big time. When you arrive for the show, Maggy recommends putting a Fiver on the Elephant!

    The Show

    Maggy extracts the Archangel Michael Out of Religion; its Stupidities from Inside the Box; and Reinterprets the Bible in a Kick-Ass Kind of Way.

    Find out the Real Reason behind Last Winter’s Never-Ending Rain (no, it’s not Gay Marriage), the Role of Donkeys in the New Testament, and exactly Who is Currently Condemned to Death according to Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

    We’ll look at the Fashion-Conscious Female Priest (black tent or white tent today? Or shall we go crazy with the black tent covered with the extra white, frilly tent?) and we’ll explore the specific problems behind having ‘Female’ and ‘Catholic Priest’ in the same sentence.

    There’s also the problem of being a Minister and a Mum (the least cool profession in the world) especially when your Daughter is Gay and the Bible has absolutely Nothing against Lesbians – Only Gay Men. You can have no idea how offended Maggy’s Daughter, Lucy is about that!

    Tickets

    We have some great ticket offers for the first people to book their seats!

    FIRST ELEVEN tickets are available at just £11.00

    EARLY BIRD TICKETS are priced at just £20.00

    No Booking Fees!!!

    (Tickets on the door will be £25.00)

    Venue

    The Crown Hotel (Windsor Suite)
    7 London Street,
    Chertsey, Surrey
    KT16 8AP
    United Kingdom

    An evening menu is available at the venue

    Parking is available at Sainsburys (almost opposite the venue.)
    Chertsey train station is about 10 minutes walk from the venue.

  • Meet Your Old Friend…Panache Desai!

    Posted Mar 29th, 2013 By in Latest News With | No Comments meetpanacheprayer

    Be Your Own Guru

    Spiritual teacher Panache Desai insists that he’s not a fan of the term ‘Guru’. Instead, he believes that each of us has the ability to Be Our Own Guru.

    Recently featured on Oprah Winfrey’s Super Soul Sunday, Panache Desai is a self-styled emissary of Divine Love who says, “I am not a Guru, I’m not a teacher – I am simply an old friend that you asked once, a long time ago to remind you of your own inner magnificence.”

    Meet Your Old Friend 

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    Recognizing the Gift of Our Infinite Potential

    Born and raised in London - UK, Panache Desai has always known that he was different in some way. From a young age, he possessed an innate kindness and love rarely experienced from one so young. Recognized by visitors and teachers as gifted; by adolescence he was profoundly aware of having come here to do something special.

    During his final year at university, Panache began to feel an inner yearning to leave everything behind to be on retreat. For six intense months he began a life altering schedule of meditation and prayer; finally emerging from his life in seclusion as a different man.

    Determined to fulfill his life’s purpose, he informed his mother that it was time for him to go out into the world to share what he had come here to do.

    The Call of America

    Moving to America in 2001, Panache met many gifted spiritual teachers and leaders during his travels; all of whom had miraculously been expecting his arrival. As he learned from their tutelage and wisdom, a powerful expansion occurred within him as he began to remember his own gifts and abilities.

    Panache’s journey culminated in 2003 with a profound and life-altering experience of our (mankind’s) true potential. Having been told from childhood that he was here to shift consciousness, Panache asked God whether this was truly what he was brought here to do – and if so – then God needed to show him what GOD is.

    In response to his question to God, Panache began to experience the joy of unlimited and expansive love and the recognition of our infinite potential.

    Panache says…

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    The day I experienced the divine was the greatest moment of my life. I experienced God as an infinite ocean of love, light and energy with no beginning and no end, and a love beyond description.

    A love that even the greatest poets could not describe in words.

    Our potential is infinite. Every man, woman, father, son, mother, daughter – every person – is infinite. Our potential is only ever limited in the way that we say it is, or in the way we allow it to be.”

    This transformational experience brought with it an ability that allowed Panache to help people to move through their sadness, anger, or fear and to re-connect with their infinite potential.

    Today Panache is dedicated to awakening that same potential and cultivating in those around him the same vibrational transformation that he experienced all those years ago.

    No matter someone’s life experience; spiritual background, or role in life; Panache can help anyone to Experience Their Infinite Potential.

    Oprah Winfrey & Panache Desai: What is God?

    OprahWhat is your definition of God?

    Panache – Stays Silent and Smiles 

    Oprah – Smiles Back

    PanacheI’m answering with silence because there isn’t a definition for God. Any words that I would use to answer this question would diminish what God is.

    OprahThat’s actually the best answer I’ve ever heard!

    Soul to Soul with Oprah Winfrey 

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    Meet Panache in London – May 17th-19th

    ndlogoPanache will be returning to his hometown of London this May for his first ever UK event!

    For further information about his special weekend event: The I AM Experience – in association with Naked Dragon – Please Click HERE

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